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Today, I started the day at my local Starbucks. I was greeted with smiles from everyone I made eye contact with and left the store feeling really good about myself. I got home and checked myself out in the mirror, only to realize I had cut myself shaving and my neck was covered in dried blood. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17212) - you deserved it (4239)

On 11/09/2009 at 6:22pm - misc - by cpatch (man) - United States

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