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Today, I startd the day at mah local Starbucks. I was greetd with smiles from everyone I made eye contact with and left the store feeling really good about myself. I got home and checkd myself out in the mirror, only to realize I had cut myself shaving and mah neck was coverd in drid blood. FML
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You must live among vampires who thought you looked delicious.
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Friday 27 March 2015