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Today, I found out that driving five miles an hour under the posted speed limit is "suspicious" and cause for a field sobriety test, breathalyzer, having your car searched and being handcuffed on the side of the road. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (66734) - you deserved it (9751)

On 03/26/2009 at 8:15am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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@#2: What? There are plenty of reasons to be driving under the speed limit:
- it's dark
- bad weather
- you are unfamiliar with the territory/trying to find a place you've never been
- you don't know the speed limit
- you're car is impaired

#7 - On 03/26/2009 at 3:07pm by nickmcclendon

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Dumb ass. He deceived you. If you got in trouble, you can conest all of this because he lied to you about his right to search your car. If he asked if he could, you can always say no. People need to know the fucking laws.

#13 - On 03/26/2009 at 3:15pm by texmas

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