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Today, my best friend invited me to dinner at his house. When I went to the toilet, I found my wife's wedding ring in a cup, which she'd lost a week ago. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34204) - you deserved it (1552)

On 12/28/2008 at 8:41pm - misc - by pop - Sent from mobile version

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Maybe she took it off whilst she had hardcore; passionate and exhilerating sex with him.

Maybe.

#6 - On 03/10/2009 at 11:15am by Mattyknows

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I always assume the worst in people. It usually ends up being true.

#4 - On 02/24/2009 at 8:42am by bmach

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