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Today, I went to our school golf banquet, after being with the team and practicing every day for a few months with them. When it came time to get the certificates, all the names were called out. Except for mine. When I asked the coach where my certificate was, he said "Who are you?". FML


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On 11/04/2009 at 9:12pm - misc - by RKE (man) - United States (Virginia)

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Unless you were on the team, than that would be pretty harsh, considering your coach doesn't know you. As far as I know, seems like you just followed them. Doesn't make you 'earn' a certificate for going to practices for your own time.

#3 - On 11/05/2009 at 3:34am by shimaSTARS

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Are you that kid who sits in the back of the class that everyone always forgets to pass a test to? You know, that kid who gets the "Have a great summer" message on the yearbook? And for the life of them, they can never remember your name?

If so, I am sorry. *pat back* It will be okay buddy, it will be okay.

#8 - On 11/05/2009 at 4:07am by nokillnobeepbeep

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