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Today, while I was driving out of the student parking lot I saw people laughing. Then the old security lady yelled for me to stop. She told me my books were on the top of my car but one had already fallen off. I looked in my rearview mirror and saw all of my school papers flying everywhere. FML

I agree, your life sucks (8030) - you totally deserved it (15480)

On 11/03/2009 at 2:49pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

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#1 - On 11/03/2009 at 5:06pm by dubbleChic

im a fake second!
and sry but YDI... and at least youve made laugh some people, no?

#6 - On 11/03/2009 at 5:14pm by BB7

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#8 - On 11/03/2009 at 5:22pm by hey0

u wish, i was second. eff off.

#25 - On 11/03/2009 at 8:01pm by suckishfather

damn i wish i was 25th

#36 - On 11/04/2009 at 11:19am by donkey_hang_down

he said fake second... calm it.

#40 - On 11/04/2009 at 4:49pm by klpryde

second!

#2 - On 11/03/2009 at 5:07pm by suckishfather

This is the incarnation of YDI. Idiot.

#3 - On 11/03/2009 at 5:07pm by Fop

third!

#4 - On 11/03/2009 at 5:09pm by legendofdon

this is why it's good to have friends in your classes: so you can copy their stuff!

#5 - On 11/03/2009 at 5:09pm by Anonanimal

Did you yell "Fuck You" and swerve your car toward the old bat?

#7 - On 11/03/2009 at 5:21pm by Skull_300

I wish you got a ticket for littering, that would have been awesome...

#9 - On 11/03/2009 at 5:29pm by donkey_hang_down

Been there done that I feel for ya !

#10 - On 11/03/2009 at 5:34pm by teebonehead

this has happened to me, too! i didn't even realize it til the next day.

#23 - On 11/03/2009 at 7:15pm by firakkai

Hmm...not really an FML this one. I mean, I'm sure this has happened to like a gazillion students before. But still, FYL, I guess...

#11 - On 11/03/2009 at 5:37pm by misspeg

How could you not deserve this?
And it amazes me to see what people think is funny.
Now flying papers are funny? Hm.

#13 - On 11/03/2009 at 5:44pm by fatherpunk

I know- this was one of the most boring FML's ever. My first response was... "Okay?"

#39 - On 11/04/2009 at 3:48pm by fatass123

that's why you don't put stuff on your roof unless your not stupid... :]

#14 - On 11/03/2009 at 5:45pm by bballer32

I agree with #9.

#15 - On 11/03/2009 at 5:48pm by st4rbucksisevil

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#16 - On 11/03/2009 at 6:01pm by idkz69

really not an FML, just you being stupid .. now if you would hit someone with the BOOKs THEN it becames an FML!

#18 - On 11/03/2009 at 6:06pm by ruben7467

I have submitted FML's where I had to clean up used feminine products (NOT my own), the time my own grandmother didn't recognize me and we live in the same city, and time the purse I bought in Bob Marley's house was stolen when I was on the bus ride home from volunteering.. and THIS is what it takes to get on the site? Flying papers?

#20 - On 11/03/2009 at 6:19pm by anie01

My post didn't show up (it was blank once, and once it just wasn't there), and I'm sorry if in a few minutes it shows up like 2 or 3 times (I'm also sorry if it's actually already there and my computer just isn't letting me see it), but here it is again:

Did anyone else immediately think of Helga's mom from Hey Arnold, who always lost her belongings by leaving them on the roof of her car and then driving off?

#21 - On 11/03/2009 at 7:04pm by InsanePPG

Ummm no. Seeing how Hey Arnold was gay and like 10 years ago. Loser.

#24 - On 11/03/2009 at 7:34pm by sydefx

lol i don't remember that! But that show was the shit!! I miss the 90's. lol.

#44 - On 11/04/2009 at 10:35pm by sobe23

Typical dumb female operating a vehicle. Give it 10 years and she'll write another FML:

"Today, while I was leaving the grocery store, everyone was yelling and waving at me. While on my phone, putting lipstick on and looking at my visor mirror, I realized I left my baby ontop of my car. FML"

#22 - On 11/03/2009 at 7:04pm by sydefx

All that education and yet she does bone-headed things like this. Clearly you can't fix stupid.

#26 - On 11/03/2009 at 8:22pm by jonny2x4

that really sucks and all, but the op is a dumbfuck.

#27 - On 11/03/2009 at 8:45pm by rocketdog

YOUR AN IDIOT! PEOPLE WERE LAUGHING BECAUSE YOUR A DUMBASS. AND THAT OLD CHICK WAS JUST TRYING TO HELP

#28 - On 11/03/2009 at 9:03pm by myepic_fail

Situational awareness is a valuable but elusive skill. Especially when you're a dumbass.

#29 - On 11/03/2009 at 9:14pm by saculmot

Yes, he's an idiot for making a mistake we all do. How dare he be embarrassed (or whatever), as we all would, in this situation, think, "This is deserving of my fallible nature!"

Fuck off. This stuff sucks and, yes, just because the mistake originates from you doesn't make it inexcusable.

#30 - On 11/03/2009 at 9:22pm by SunlightVeins

dude you're a genius, but i would just hold on to those books just in case......

#31 - On 11/03/2009 at 9:45pm by ForgottenRemix0

unfortunate mistake...proving once again that women really do have 1/3rd the brain capacity of a man haha. jk. sucks for you tho :( everyone fucks up

#32 - On 11/03/2009 at 11:16pm by sluggumsoriley

Someone please ban failure99... he's spamming everywhere...

#34 - On 11/03/2009 at 11:45pm by strata8

how is this FML???

#35 - On 11/04/2009 at 6:02am by mrzero

Wow. You ok'd this FML....lame

#37 - On 11/04/2009 at 12:52pm by Bones_effect15

I did the same thing at my school parkade.. except with my purse... =(

#38 - On 11/04/2009 at 3:19pm by mberkie

boooorring

#41 - On 11/04/2009 at 5:05pm by turdburgers

damn.... that sucks. :((

#42 - On 11/04/2009 at 5:26pm by beebs_peace

About a week ago they had the same exact thing in Zits (a comic in the newspaper).

#43 - On 11/04/2009 at 10:33pm by sobe23

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