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Today, while I was driving out of the student parking lot I saw people laughing. Then the old security lady yelled for me to stop. She told me my books were on the top of my car but one had already fallen off. I looked in my rearview mirror and saw all of my school papers flying everywhere. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12507) - you deserved it (25334)

On 11/03/2009 at 2:49pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

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I wish you got a ticket for littering, that would have been awesome...

#9 - On 11/03/2009 at 5:29pm by donkey_hang_down

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I have submitted FML's where I had to clean up used feminine products (NOT my own), the time my own grandmother didn't recognize me and we live in the same city, and time the purse I bought in Bob Marley's house was stolen when I was on the bus ride home from volunteering.. and THIS is what it takes to get on the site? Flying papers?

#20 - On 11/03/2009 at 6:19pm by anie01

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