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Today, I was texting two people at once. Trying to respond to my friend's text, I accidentally clicked on this guy's name instead, who I've never met. He just told me about his grandma's funeral he went to that was an open casket. I responded with, "Haha wow you slut, I'm sure you were aroused." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19020) - you deserved it (59795)

On 03/25/2009 at 10:48pm - misc - by ohhotdamn (woman) - United States (Kansas)

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