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Today, I am not allowed to have any of my candy because of my sister's weight problem. FML

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Eat it anyways. It's her fault she's fat not yours.

#3 - On 11/01/2009 at 5:28pm by riku3220

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It's ok because your fat sister would probably steal it anyway and get even fatter.

#1 - On 11/01/2009 at 5:26pm by ISellHerbs

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