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Today, I was at my girlfriend's house watching a home makeover show with her and her mom. The show's host had a giant portrait of himself on his wall and then I said, "I hate it when people do that, it's so stupid." Her mom stared at me and pointed to the portrait of my girlfriend on the wall. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8549) - you deserved it (26624)

On 10/30/2009 at 11:23pm - misc - by RyanTheMan15 (man) - United States (Florida)

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this could've been easily solved by saying 'i'm joking'. this solves most problems when chicks give you that look.

#4 - On 10/31/2009 at 7:34am by NathanKett

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Hey, what's wrong with people having their own portraits?!

They're the perfect doodle material (you can draw mustaches, genitals, you name it!).

#3 - On 10/31/2009 at 7:07am by agent47crows

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