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Today, I was at my girlfriend's house watching a home makeover show with her and her mom. The show's host had a giant portrait of himself on his wall and then I said, "I hate it when people do that, it's so stupid." Her mom stared at me and pointed to the portrait of my girlfriend on the wall. FML
this could've been easily solved by saying 'i'm joking'. this solves most problems when chicks give you that look.
Hey, what's wrong with people having their own portraits?!
They're the perfect doodle material (you can draw mustaches, genitals, you name it!).
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 24 October 2014