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Today, I dropped my 400 dollar iphone, that's been through toilets and 6 foot falls, on a walmart floor and shattered the screen. I managed, however, to catch the 2 dollar macaroni and cheese before it hit the ground. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14355) - you deserved it (21354)

On 02/17/2009 at 12:15pm - misc - by noname (woman) - United States (Florida)

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