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Today, I dropped my 400 dollar iphone, that's been through toilets and 6 foot falls, on a walmart floor and shattered the screen. I managed, however, to catch the 2 dollar macaroni and cheese before it hit the ground. FML

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On 02/17/2009 at 12:15pm - misc - by noname (woman) - United States (Florida)

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i understand how you feel. i'm like that w/ my iPod so every time i grab it w/ a handful of other things i try to mentally prepare myself to keep a firm grasp on the iPod no matter what else i drop. takes practice!!

#10 - On 02/17/2009 at 5:59pm by thursday0384

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that blows. i've had mine since august and am still beyond paranoid about anything happening to it

#4 - On 02/17/2009 at 5:18pm by Chea

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