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Today, while I was showering, a dark object in the shower kept startling me. After about the fourth time jumping, I realized it was my shadow that was scaring me. I am actually literally afraid of my own shadow. FML


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On 10/27/2009 at 12:22am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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So you were startled by something, and you didn't know what is was, yet you continued showering instead of finding out?

#1 - On 10/27/2009 at 7:37am by padlarf

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Damn, six more weeks of winter.

#2 - On 10/27/2009 at 7:42am by SaintJimmy

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