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Today, I ran into a car. I suffered a concussion and broke my nose. I wasn't driving. I walked right into it. It was parked. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7218) - you deserved it (27923)

On 10/26/2009 at 2:35am - misc - by munchkin - Sent from mobile version

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This sounds like something I would do. =)

#1 - On 10/26/2009 at 11:14am by Brittani090270

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How do you run/walk into a car with enough force to give yourself a concussion and broken nose? It must have been some pretty minor injuries if this is true, but I am sorry but I have to question it, seems suspicious...
But anyways YDI a car is a large target you should have been paying attention

#4 - On 10/26/2009 at 11:20am by KarasuFyre

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