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Today, I was in minding my own business in bed in my dorm room. It was dark and my roommate came over, intending to slap my ass really hard. The problem is, I was lying face up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24105) - you deserved it (1642)

On 10/26/2009 at 2:32am - misc - by Jack - United States (Missouri)

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