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Today, a friend of mine got a bit drunk, but said she was fine and didn't feel drunk at all. I took her keys anyway and said she could sleep on my bed, while I slept on the floor next to the bed. I was rudely woken up in the middle of the night to her rolling over and vomiting on my face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33756) - you deserved it (6387)

On 10/24/2009 at 2:27pm - misc - by marz88 (man) - United States (District of Columbia)

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oooh yuckk
good job on keeping your friend safe though :)

#1 - On 10/24/2009 at 4:49pm by tingting1

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u sound like a good friend

#3 - On 10/24/2009 at 4:50pm by meezer008

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