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Today, I took a smoke break at work and I noticed a huge zit on my face. I used the reflection from a window to take care of the problem and then realized that there was a staff meeting taking place on the other side. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9777) - you deserved it (35587)

On 10/22/2009 at 7:05pm - misc - by JC (man) - United States (California)

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Don't smoke it's bad for you.

#2 - On 10/23/2009 at 1:33am by daddysgirl1993

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Pop goes promotion.

#6 - On 10/23/2009 at 1:42am by redbluegreen

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