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Today, I microwaved a cup of soup. While walking back to my desk to eat and do homework, I noticed a message that said, "WARNING: Hold cup by sides, as lid may not be secure." At that exact moment, the lid that I was holding fell off and the soup drenched my Nintendo DS, and printer. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9076) - you deserved it (33639)

On 10/20/2009 at 1:44pm - misc - by Omi (man) - United States (Indiana)

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With the Nintendo DS ruined, you can get some homework done, slackass!

#10 - On 10/20/2009 at 5:30pm by perdix

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It's kind of common sense to not hold anything by the lid :/

r.i.p DS

#14 - On 10/20/2009 at 5:42pm by himiranda

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