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Today, I was showing my friend's dad an airsoft gun I was hoping he would be interested in buying. It's a pistol worth about 90 bucks. In the midst of showing him, I thought it would be funny to do a fake, upwards "pistol whip". The mag ended up flying out full speed and hitting him in the eye. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (3796) - you deserved it (34284)

On 10/20/2009 at 12:57am - misc - by gunman (man) - United States (Washington)

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Yes, because guns are like toys. Why would anything go wrong from playing with them?

#7 - On 10/20/2009 at 7:30am by letitbe56

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First rule of gun safety: Never point a loaded gun at someone else.

#10 - On 10/20/2009 at 8:33am by cthulhu1138

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