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Today, I was showing my friend's dad an airsoft gun I was hoping he would be interested in buying. It's a pistol worth about 90 bucks. In the midst of showing him, I thought it would be funny to do a fake, upwards "pistol whip". The mag ended up flying out full speed and hitting him in the eye. FML


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On 10/20/2009 at 12:57am - misc - by gunman (man) - United States (Washington)

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Were you trying to be cool? Two problems:

1. Airsoft guns do not make you cool (can be fun though)
2. Fucking pistol whipping with a plastic gun? Seriously...

Not trying to sound like an ass btw. Just found this fml a little different. :)

#11 - On 10/20/2009 at 8:51am by 99MDC

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Yes, because guns are like toys. Why would anything go wrong from playing with them?

#7 - On 10/20/2009 at 7:30am by letitbe56

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