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Today, I was ordering food at McDonalds when a condom fell out and onto the counter. The server looked at me funny before my friend turned around and said, "It's okay, he's never going to use it." FML

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On 10/19/2009 at 2:36pm - misc - by ThePidgeon (man) - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

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I'm assuming it fell out of your wallet. YDI for that. A wallet is a terrible place to keep condoms.

#3 - On 10/19/2009 at 5:19pm by allmidnighteyes

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FYL ....looks like life already fucked you with that condom

#6 - On 10/19/2009 at 5:24pm by sanem0808238036

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