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Today, I cheated at card games to let my boyfriend win. I did it because I don't like him to throw the cards at me when I win. Now he just thinks I'm 'so slow a turtle could kick my ass' and that he has 'a cute little bubbly spud-brained girlfriend.' FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15366) - you deserved it (32484)

On 10/18/2009 at 7:30am - misc - by cheat - United States (Texas)

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You should dump him
He's an ass

#1 - On 10/18/2009 at 1:53pm by JillianIsLoveee

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Wow, your boyfriend is a douche.

#5 - On 10/18/2009 at 1:55pm by ihatestupidppl

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