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Today, I told a lady that came into my clothing store that I thought her abstract looking necklace was pretty. She responded, "Oh... Thats actually a pipe that goes into my lung." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22198) - you deserved it (5776)

On 10/17/2009 at 4:45am - misc - by oopsjsp90 (man) - Australia (Queensland)

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