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Today, I went outside to enjoy the cool air without my glasses. I saw my neighbor doing the same, so I waved and said hi. When she didn't respond, I yelled and went back inside. It was only later when I went back out with my glasses on that I realized I was being ignored by a Halloween decoration. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5642) - you deserved it (19249)

On 10/16/2009 at 9:39am - misc - by Phazzer (man) - United States (Arizona)

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