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Today, I took my parking permit off my car to debate a ticket that I got for not having my permit displayed. Twenty minutes later, when I got back to my car, I had another ticket on my window for not having my parking permit displayed because I was using it to disprove the first ticket. FML


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On 10/16/2009 at 2:21am - misc - by Unlucky. (woman) - United States (California)

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Now thats just unlucky

#1 - On 10/16/2009 at 6:10am by UpYourself

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Crumple your ticket, cram it in your mouth, chew, and swallow.

Mmm, wasted money and warrants taste delicious.

#6 - On 10/16/2009 at 6:46am by Witchcraft

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