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Today, I was trying to convince my boyfriend that I am NOT a dumb blonde. After screaming at the top of my lungs, I tripped over a bin and hit my head on a wall. FML

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On 03/24/2009 at 7:10pm - misc - by blondie (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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lol well if u weren't a dumb blond before...the impact of ur head to the wall might have changed that haha

#1 - On 03/24/2009 at 10:17pm by Beccabee

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Karma's a bitch. I'm sure he responded "...And you were saying?"

#2 - On 03/24/2009 at 10:17pm by Phillay632

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