Today, while walking in the mall, I spotted my ex boyfriend with his friends. To make myself look less lonely, I put my iPhone up to my ear and started an imaginary conversation with my invisible boyfriend. As I passed him, my phone started ringing loudly. It was him calling. He knew I was faking. FML

by Anonymous / 10/13/2009 at 9:34pm / United States (Louisiana) / Miscellaneous

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  • Honestly... your ex is awesome. That's the best thing he could have possibly done in that situation.

    #2 - On 10/14/2009 at 4:23am by buyhimabeer

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  • Which is why you switch the ringer off before pulling such stunts...

    #1 - On 10/14/2009 at 4:23am by Moemoemoe

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