Today, I was pretending to be a monkey for a "documentary". The branch snapped and I fell out of the tree and onto a car roof. It was after school, I fell onto the dean's BMW. The video was on facebook before I regained consciousness. FML
I agree, your life sucks (17935) - you totally deserved it (6208)
On 10/09/2009 at 10:04am - misc - by jane (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
Yeah, but you just did, and doing so you have made it more obvious that you are first. But, if that was what you were going for, than I say well done.
This isn't an FML. This is the most epic win I've heard in a very long time.
#59 - On 10/10/2009 at 3:51pm by PaulWeller
Fight Club ftw
isn't it "His name was Robert Paulson" though?
#11 - On 10/09/2009 at 2:47pm by DrunkenValor
No, it's IS. Space Monkeys don't get an identity/name until after they have died. Until then, they belong to Project Mayhem.
fake. everytime someone says they were knocked out for long periods of time is lying. if you get knocked out your back in less than 30 seconds 99% of the time
wutever the fuck happened to a coma retard?? 30 seconds MY ASS more like 30 years motherfucka!
#33 - On 10/09/2009 at 5:15pm by NataleeC
YDI for thinking sitting on a weak branch acting like a monkey is a "documentary". Your in college! your not six years old anymore genius.
#19 - On 10/09/2009 at 3:28pm by best_friends_
Learn the difference between your and you're. Eight year olds can grasp the concept.
#30 - On 10/09/2009 at 4:51pm by leisl14
Tell the person who posted it on facebook that they win...
....a kick in the groin. :/
#20 - On 10/09/2009 at 3:30pm by Ohnothingreally
How can you post this kind of FML and not include a link to the video? Totally ruins the entire thing. :(
#23 - On 10/09/2009 at 3:45pm by CurtisTheGreat
Tell the Dean it was part of the documentary.
Today we present to you..."Primates plummeting into valuable vehicles".
#34 - On 10/09/2009 at 5:16pm by PaperShreds
lmfao!!!! plzzz post the link to the video!!! plzz!! im literally begging u!!! lol. i had to LAUGH OUT LOUD FOR THAT 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#37 - On 10/09/2009 at 5:18pm by NataleeC
lol wow I love how if people don't get to see the link, it didn't happen. Stuff happens to people everyday, so why couldn't this have happened to the OP? Where did they come up with the story; they just pull it out of their ass?
yeah okay.
#38 - On 10/09/2009 at 5:50pm by allisha
calm down. it's just a saying, although it's more commonly used for sex-related things lol
#42 - On 10/09/2009 at 8:29pm by maipinkbear
It's not that I don't believe you, but I (by "I," I mean "All of us") really want to see this video. Heh: Documentaries. You're in, what, college?
"Today, I was pretending to be a monkey for a "documentary"."
Automatic YDI.
#41 - On 10/09/2009 at 6:38pm by MoobyTheCow
Why the quotes around "documentary"? You were filming a porn. It's okay. We've all been there....well maybe not all but most...maybe.
jesus, another stupid Aussie story. I need to move. Such moronic fml's.
#50 - On 10/10/2009 at 1:54am by Lifelooser
You can't call Australiam FMLs moronic, there are plenty of ridiculous ones from all sorts of countries =_= For god's sake.
#51 - On 10/10/2009 at 2:14am by mutant_tomato
I have to agree, the majority of Aust. fml's are pretty silly. Considering the small number, we look pertty bad next to the rest of the world. And we are the most angry and foul mouthed in discussions as well.
#68 - On 10/12/2009 at 2:17pm by disillusionedLas
i'm sick of these dickhead australians who post FML's and try to americanise everything. 'Principal' becomes 'dean', 'shop' becomes 'department store', 'biscuit' becomes 'cookie'. fuckin wankers. Nobody says that shit here. I say if the yanks don't get it - fuck them,
To be fair, we do say "shop" and "principal" in the US. And a principal is not the same as a dean btw. Just wanted to point that out.
haha thats great i wish i was there i find peop;e being hur amusing
#70 - On 10/12/2009 at 7:47pm by lakeview
