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Today, I was pretending to be a monkey for a "documentary". The branch snapped and I fell out of the tree and onto a car roof. It was after school, I fell onto the dean's BMW. The video was on facebook before I regained consciousness. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21102) - you deserved it (7218)

On 10/09/2009 at 10:04am - misc - by jane (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

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