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Today, I stopped at the light when someone crashed on to my motorcycle making me fall. The guy claimed it was my fault because I stopped too fast. I got really mad, so I attempted to spit on his face and was ready to start a fight when I noticed that I forgot to lift the helmet shield. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6585) - you deserved it (32438)

On 10/08/2009 at 8:22am - misc - by lumacsp - United States (Florida)

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