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Today, I was going to a concert. I left my wallet at home because I was afraid it would get stolen, or lost or something. After an awesome night, I came back home to find that my house had been broken into, and every dollar that was in my wallet got stolen. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (66817) - you deserved it (4935)

On 03/24/2009 at 1:05am - misc - by Mkester - United States (California)

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Wow. Those crooks were really determined to get your wallet

#2 - On 03/24/2009 at 7:16am by Jimboom

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How does anyone ever deserve to get their home broken into?! Geez some people on here are harsh.

FYL indeed. What horrible irony.

#9 - On 03/24/2009 at 8:41am by babydoll86

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