Today, I chose to wear khaki dress pants to class to look professional. I was in the hallway when one of my professors pulled me aside to ask if I was feeling well. Apparently, the dryer had "eaten" my pants and made a large brown stain on the butt, making it look like I had crapped myself. FML
I agree, your life sucks (24416) - you totally deserved it (5770)
On 10/06/2009 at 4:28am - misc - by coolchicka05 (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Suuure blame it on the dryer.... Just own up and announce to the world that you shat yourself.
#44 - On 10/06/2009 at 2:59pm by Slantbeard
hahaha
And seriously? You didn't realize that you had a huge stain on your pants when you put them on? YDI
First, OP is a woman you blind mofo.
Second, how does a dryer "eat" your pants by leaving a brown stain???
Really OP, if you are going to blame inanimate objects when you crap your pants, just by some Depends.
#5 failed
If the iron "burns" the khaki pants so much that it looks like you crapped yourself.....YDI for not knowing how to IRON. Apparently he need to focus when you iron something or don't turn it up so Hot/High. Basic rules about Ironing.
ahahahahahahah
god, that mustnhavr been soo embarassing, but how on earth did you not realize you had a brown stain on your bum???
Don't you have a mirror? Always make sure you look ok before going out. And when taking the pants out, how did you not notice that when folding or unfolding the pants?
#11 - On 10/06/2009 at 10:25am by wannabesinger
YDI for not looking at the darn pants before you put them on!
#12 - On 10/06/2009 at 10:27am by Silent_Harmony
What do you mean, the dryer had "eaten" your pants? Usually I just hear of dryers eating socks, and those disappear, not turn brown... are you sure you hadn't crapped yourself?
The first step is admitting you have a shitting problem.
Buy: 'Oops! I Crapped My Pants' adult diapers for confidence.
haha. Can't even think of which one is favorite. Go to Amazon (or clownpenis.fart) and get the parody DVDs. [still miss the best guy ever for that sort of thing: R.I.P. Phil Hartman]
MONKEY HATE CLEAN!
Now if this was SNL word association, I'd say:
Cracklin' Oat Flakes .. 'Poundin at your heart with the Fist of God'.. (but that one ain't all that)
Wish I would have remembered this when Kevin Nealon was here, cause it's a good one:
Big Red! (dah-dadd-dah) It's Big, Big, Big!!! And it's Red, Red, Red!! Big Red!
Maybe look at your clothes before you put them on?
I still agree though, F your life.
#19 - On 10/06/2009 at 11:13am by invisibledamage
I had an urge to click YDI upon reading "Today, I chose to wear khaki dress pants to class to look professional." Khaki is really unflattering on most people (especially with a dark stain!). While your situation sucks, perhaps you'll want to go with dark slacks next time
#26 - On 10/06/2009 at 12:09pm by dyingstart
i agree... khaki pants never look good on women because they aren't fitted enough... usually should be left up to men for more casual looks, not professional ones
#30 - On 10/06/2009 at 12:22pm by crackberrie
#26 - In Illinois khaki IS considered professional and a step up from overalls
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YDI for not looking at your clothes before putting them on unless you really DO dress in the closet
#33 - On 10/06/2009 at 12:24pm by IdolChatter
#30 Who says they weren't fitted??? Since the OP was talking about "dress pants" I'm guessing the adjective "khaki" didn't refer to a type of pants, but rather to their color. I own several pairs of dress pants and they're all fitted very well.
#34 - On 10/06/2009 at 12:29pm by Puolukka
HOW did you not notice when putting the freakin pants on?! Obviously, when you put on a pair of pants, if you're wearing them the right way, the ass part would be RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU. So, YOU DESERVE IT, GENIUS.
#38 - On 10/06/2009 at 1:09pm by noshitsherlock
Jesus, don't your check your ass out before you walk out the door?
#42 - On 10/06/2009 at 2:40pm by ivoteno
Not everyone is so self-obsessed. Some of us don't care how hot our bottom looks - as long as the pants fit, we're good.
Uhh, don't you look at yourself and your clothes before you leave the house?
#45 - On 10/06/2009 at 3:11pm by nevele11
I thought when a dryer "ate" your clothes, that meant they disappeared? Unless, your dryer vomited them out because khakis are so ugly (:
That would explain the stain.
#48 - On 10/06/2009 at 4:52pm by Avenging_Angel
LMAO!!!! how did u not see a stain that big! thats just hysterical! :D
btw- y khakis? not a great choice :S
#50 - On 10/06/2009 at 5:14pm by jessxoxo28
YDI, how do you fricking not notice a brown stain on your pants. Especially if you're wearing something different.
#52 - On 10/06/2009 at 6:06pm by mrconsistency
I am pretty sure dryers don't contain anything that would cause a reaction to clothes like that, and then it's just basically a lot of hot air drying your clothes, so... this didn't happen.
#54 - On 10/06/2009 at 9:25pm by Nemephosis
Well that must suck..
but i must ask, how you take a pair of pants out of your closet and NOT notice that?
this is the first time i hear someone puts on a pair oh khaki's and doesn't check the butt.
#57 - On 10/06/2009 at 11:27pm by cheapsheep
lol dryer ate ur pants (dirty thoughts) I guess that's the closest you'll get to being eatn ;) lol u shit pants idiot
#59 - On 10/07/2009 at 12:26am by getreadysetfml
My dryer does the same thing! Except I've been used to checking my clothes before wearing them because of that. FYL.
Um... 1) How do you not notice? 2) Fake... or you're lying about where the stain came from. Dryers don't "eat" laundry... and even if they did, they wouldn't do so by leaving large brown stains.
FAIL.
to those saying that dryers don't do that, it's true - they get old and rusty and will leave brown or pink stains on the clothes.
http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Why_is_dryer_causing_brown_stains_on_whites
