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Today, I chose to wear khaki dress pants to class to look professional. I was in the hallway when one of my professors pulled me aside to ask if I was feeling well. Apparently, the dryer had "eaten" my pants and made a large brown stain on the butt, making it look like I had crapped myself. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27507) - you deserved it (6477)

On 10/06/2009 at 4:28am - misc - by coolchicka05 (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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