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Today, I chose to wear khaki dress pants to class to look professional. I was in the hallway when one of my professors pulled me aside to ask if I was feeling well. Apparently, the dryer had "eaten" my pants and made a large brown stain on the butt, making it look like I had crapped myself. FML


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On 10/06/2009 at 4:28am - misc - by coolchicka05 (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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I really have never had my dryer "eat" anything, maybe shrink. Anyone care to explain?

#4 - On 10/06/2009 at 10:08am by blue8795

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Don't you have a mirror? Always make sure you look ok before going out. And when taking the pants out, how did you not notice that when folding or unfolding the pants?

#11 - On 10/06/2009 at 10:25am by wannabesinger

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