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Today, I was stopped by a cop while walking down the street. He was slowly trailing me before pulling along side of me and asking how my night was going. He then said, "You know I can't let you do this. Know those new jeans you bought? The sticker is still on the leg" and drove off. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6801) - you deserved it (22478)

On 10/06/2009 at 3:12am - misc - by limecat (woman) - United States (California)

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