[fr]
[it]
[es2]
[tr]
[de]
[ru]
[se]

Submit your FML story

  • - Concept : An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick :
Categories :
Man or woman?
Email notification?

Today, during the opening night performance of our schools musical, while I wasn't on stage I decided to use the restroom. I came out to find two of my fellow actresses putting their hands over my mouth. Apparently, I had left my microphone on and everyone heard me using the restroom. FML

#5618985 (103)

I agree, your life sucks (24026) - you deserved it (7842)

On 10/03/2009 at 9:47am - misc - by Porcelain (woman) - United States (Kansas)

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

This FML’s original poster has posted further details. Check out the comment our team has singled out

More FMLs?

Pwnedofthedead's life also sucks
Today, I was walking to my friends Halloween themed birthday party in my zombie costume. Apparently, my crazy...

Anon's life also sucks
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I found out he was seeing someone behind my back: my ex-boyfriend....

deadfish also deserved it
Today, my 9 year old little sister is coming back in town with the rest of my family. She specifically asked...

Comments

Loading...

Comments

Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

Top of the page

You must have an FML account to comment.

Don't have an FML account yet ? Sign up to FML!



Your account

Sign up - Password?
→ Illustrated FMLs
→ The blog
+ FML, the follow-up
↓ Categories

FML's blog

02/10/2012

The whole blog

Switch to FML for visually impaired

FMyLife, the book

Available NOW on:

© 2008-2012 by