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Today, I gave a campus tour to a group of high school seniors. As I was showing off the dorms, one student asks, "Are these beds sturdy enough for threesomes?" Before I could respond, another kid shouts, "How would he know, I bet the only action he gets in bed is from his left hand." She's correct. FML
you should have said "fuck you bitch, I'm right handed!"
slap him in the face with ur left hand see how he likes it
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 5 February 2016