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Today, I gave a campus tour to a group of high school seniors. As I was showing off the dorms, one student asks, "Are these beds sturdy enough for threesomes?" Before I could respond, another kid shouts, "How would he know, I bet the only action he gets in bed is from his left hand." She's correct. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (101289) - you deserved it (10829)

On 03/23/2009 at 2:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

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you should have said "fuck you bitch, I'm right handed!"

#1 - On 03/23/2009 at 6:24pm by bipolarchipmunk

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slap him in the face with ur left hand see how he likes it

#4 - On 03/23/2009 at 6:25pm by ohhboyy

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