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Today, I was going shopping with a friend. I got up to get off the train and landed on my ass. Not only had I walked into the metal bar, I'd broken my $800 glasses, and the train doors had closed, with my friend on the other side of the doors. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22104) - you deserved it (7736)

On 09/24/2009 at 6:06am - misc - by b. - Australia (New South Wales)

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you own 800$ glasses ?
Unless you are blind and those glasses make you see, you deserved it.

#4 - On 09/24/2009 at 10:58am by Leprecon

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YDI for having $800 glasses.

#10 - On 09/24/2009 at 11:14am by visage

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