Today, I was on the bus going to formal for my sorority. I was sitting in the 5th row of the bus when I felt raindrops on my face coming through the open window. I then realized it wasn't raining, but the girl in the 1st row was throwing up out her window and it was coming back in through my window. FML
I agree, your life sucks (82205) - you totally deserved it (3420)
On 03/22/2009 at 6:40pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Oh you college kids! Aren't you supposed to binge drink AFTER?
#3 - On 03/22/2009 at 9:02pm by spidermanisart
#7 how did she deserve it? Just because she's in a sorority doesn't make her deserve it.
#10 - On 03/22/2009 at 9:11pm by xlunabella
#7 how is being in a sorority make her deserve it? that's the most retarded thing i've ever heard. That could happen regardless of whether she was in a sorority or not
i'm glad your ignorance is over the net or i would have slapped you senseless
and on topic: That really sucks, i would have thrown up too, like #1 said.
This is one of the reasons i keep my window closed on busses, although my reason is usually because of rain/dumb people throwing water outside/spitting, i never thought about vomit.... ew
#12 - On 03/22/2009 at 9:12pm by genius_man16
Welcome to greek life girl, thats why frat boys roll in cars.
Also #7 you are probably jsut angry because you didnt get a bid BAWWWW
#13 - On 03/22/2009 at 9:12pm by jagg3d3d93
omg that is so nastyy. i feel like being sick just reading that loool
#15 - On 03/22/2009 at 9:13pm by sarahlouisehw
#11 took the words right out of my mouth... atleast she corrected in at the end
#17 - On 03/22/2009 at 9:16pm by kwbuzz23wk
That is why my sorority says you can't get on the bus drunk. That is so gross! Ewwww! I hope it didn't get on your dress.
#18 - On 03/22/2009 at 9:18pm by seriously17
Hahahaha that's terrible... in 6th grade my friend spit out the window of the bus and it came back and hit the most popular kid in the school through the back window, he was so scared lolll
Hahaha! That's a real FML moment.
Tell your sis that she should do a better job of holding her liquor.
"Also #7 you are probably jsut angry because you didnt get a bid BAWWWW"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
You really think it's hard to get a Greek bid? Back in freshman year, I used some frat jackass for free beer and access to easy pussy for a few months, before he finally got a clue and realized I wasn't pledging.
Greeks act all cool and shit, but they're not. Anyone can go Greek if they feel like being enough of a douchebag and paying for the friendships that most of us make through having decent social skills.
#23 - On 03/22/2009 at 9:26pm by pal5017
How does being in a sorority make someone deserve being thrown up on? Sororities are nothing like what you see on tv or in movies. And if they are, that's trashy.
#24 - On 03/22/2009 at 9:39pm by Kati3
Hahahaha I in fact agree with #7. As my fiancée (who studied in the US) says, sororities and fraternities are for those who have little in the way of self-pride or sense of direction in who they are. I'm extremely thankful that here in the UK we don't have that shit.
And what's this with Greeks?? lol
I have numerous Greek friends - from my experience they can be some of the bestest friends. They are very similar to the latin way of social skills, i.e. awesome and very 'familiar'.
Come on you dumb Brit! This is America.
You're too ignorant and pompous to realize that "Going Greek" means joining a frat or sorority. A Greek friend is someone in a fraternity or sorority.
So, before you want to talk about American life, get a clue about the country that kicked your country's ass about 233 years ago. Cheerio Chap! haha
#245 - On 07/19/2009 at 4:18pm by Latino_Swimmer
Oh, and one last thing....
"Bestest" is NOT a word in the ENGLISH language.
#248 - On 07/27/2009 at 11:12am by Latino_Swimmer
why does everything have to turn into an argument on here. in any case, i think it's hilariously disgusting, and yeah your life is fucked haha.
#29 - On 03/22/2009 at 9:59pm by rachel_anna
I'm guessing it isn't an academic sorority. You write like a 12-year-old. You should have been studying instead of wasting time in a clique for pseudo-adults.
hahaha #26 - you got it all wrong. "Greeks" is what they call people who belong to fraternities and sororities. Lol.
and OP - that SUCKS.
#26 When they say "greek" they are talking about people who belong to fraternities and sororities. They are not talking about people actually from the country Greece. I also think that since your experience with fraternities and sororities is second-hand you really aren't in a place to make comments about the character of their members.
#23. Don't blame greek life for your poor life decisions and degrading of women.
If becoming greek means paying for friends... they're the best investment I've ever made.
Oh my god that is theee most disgusting thing ive ever heard of.
but you thought it was raining at first? LMFAO hahahha
fist off let me say that's really weird that you rode a bus to your formal. Don't a lot of girls drive them selves, or was yours a ways away?
Second that super sucks.
# 6 I once traveling with my basketball team, I spit out the window of the bus on the way to a game, the coach was sitting on the very back seat, he was asleep. I woke him up with on of those green looking spit. he ask some who did it and some one told on me we all had to do pushups in the bus hall and i didnt stated that game.. Fml.. lol
#40 - On 03/22/2009 at 10:57pm by jcue13
eww thats actually really gross i think if i was u i would have puked too
#46 - On 03/22/2009 at 11:27pm by bradley5055
Wow. Some of you have really ignorant views of Greek Life.
First of all, if you're in the UK, you're basing your views on movies and media. We all know everything we see and hear on TV is true...
#45- I don't own spandex, northface, Uggs, or bug-eyed shades. I went to a school with a large Greek scene. I graduated with honors, as did many of my sisters. But I'm a mindless sheep so...
Anyways, that sucks. Should've had a sober sister there to monitor who was getting on the bus. That's what we did. If you were drunk, you weren't going.
#48 - On 03/22/2009 at 11:52pm by onaboat325
That's completely disgusting. I'm sorry it had to happen while you were on your way to something nice. I'm also sorry you're in a sorority, but that's a different thing. If your FML was "I was dumb enough to join a sorority. What kind of sheep AM I? FML", then I might have had more pity. Still, sucks being barfed on.
Whats with all the Greek hate? I never joined one or had any desire to but I never knocked anyone that did...to each their own I say, not my thing but if its what you want to do then roll with it. Hating on sororities and frats just comes off jealousy really. If you really think they are that lame then why do you bother getting worked up and angry about them?
Any who, getting puked on sucks no matter what the circumstances...but it is a rite of passage in college so congrats!
That's absolutely disgusting!
I don't get how anyone can say you deserved that. I feel so bad for you! That's so nasty
And that, boys and girls, is why we go to an institute of higher education to learn, not to go drinking.
Getting puked on sucks. Good FML. I'm not a fan of the Greek life personally. I make my friends like they did back in the old days. Conversation. I guess it's not so easy for some people.
I know this is getting off subject... but as a member of a fraternity, I have to defend myself everyday.
I didn't join for the booze. I didn't join for the girls. I didn't even join because of "brotherhood". I joined because my organization is values based, and I hold myself to a higher standard.
I feel a lot of schools have awful greek systems... it really makes me upset.
My organization is over 150 years old... and our founding fathers formed this organization to better themselves, and to better those around us.
It's sad to see the news about fraternity men and sorority women binge drinking, sexual assaults, etc. What's even more sad... the news never covers the hundreds of philanthropy hours, the fundraising, the academic standards, etc.
I agree with #60. Exactly some of the reasons I joined a fraternity. I did join for the brotherhood aspect too though.
#61 - On 03/23/2009 at 3:03am by wolfgang23
Bitch can't hold her liquor!!
P.s. going Greek was one of the best decisions I ever made.... people who aren't involved in it have no room to talk down about it. I know the stereotypes out there, but it's really so much more than that.
#63 - On 03/23/2009 at 5:54am by olivejuice
anyone who is not in a fraternity or sorority always hates on them, its because they do cool shit like get hammered before going to formals and get to enjoy the sight of one of their friends getting thrown up on. being social and having a 100 brothers who will always stick up for you and provide you with something to do is different
#65 - On 03/23/2009 at 10:09am by panthersfn
....oh and #35 "if joining a sorority is buying my friends it's the best investment i ever made"
first of all come up with an original thought.... i saw that printed on a t-shirt earlier this year.
and second of all that's the most disturbing statement- you're basically admitting that you bought your friends? instead of spending 1000+ dollars learn some social skills.
#65, seriously?
I go to parties, often times getting hammered even before I get even more hammered at the actual party! It's called pre-gaming, and I'm pretty sure it wasn't an innovation of Greeks.
And I have plenty of friends who got my back. The difference is, they were free!
PS, your post was written with all the competence of a three year old, so if I misread it, my apologies.
#68 - On 03/23/2009 at 10:23am by pal5017
Some people are so ignorant about greek life and the only exposure they have is that of the main stream frat parties.
1.) THe money you invest doesnt go to the brothers or sisters of the Org, it goes to the people who file your paper work and to parafanalia that you are given with your letters onit and what not.
2) if you say " you used a frat" to drink and get easy pussy it must mean that your not intelligent enough to do that somewhere else.
#71 - On 03/23/2009 at 1:23pm by Youraddiction
#72: I was not recruited with alcohol. In fact, when I joined my brotherhood... there wasn't alcohol even present around me until several weeks after i accepted my bid. Even at that point... It was understood that alcohol is to be used in a responsible matter.
I'm not in a silly little club. I didn't join for friends... I joined so I could become a better person and help out those around me.
The money I pay into my fraternity is far more than a slush fund, or a social skills test. It's to keep our organization alive, insurance protection, and scholarships for school.
Sorry the greek life at your school is a mess. Please don't have the mind set that every organization dispersed around the nation is like that.
Seriously? This was just a FML moment and everyone starts commenting on it dissing sororities for no reason. My sister was the one who wrote this, and it happened to her the other night. It's hilarious, that's all. :)
#75 - On 03/23/2009 at 3:00pm by yayitstinnn
It is hilarious. And it's even more hilarious since she's in a sorority. Thanks!
#76 - On 03/23/2009 at 3:08pm by pal5017
Just FYI, joining a sorority isn't paying for friends. You pay to do stuff with your friends, right? You pay to rent an apartment together, have dinner, go to the movies, go out clubbing, etc. The difference is that I pay for that stuff up front with my dues. Then it's free when I go to dances, mixers, dinners, formals, etc. My dues cover my housing and my meal plan. It's ridiculous to assert that paying to attend social events is the same as "paying for friends". Even the dorkiest of dorks still has to pay to attend the Star Trek convention.
I didn't join a sorority because I'm a "mindless sheep". I joined for the social aspect: mixers, date functions...I just love parties, especially big organized ones with a DJ where I can invite a cute boy. I joined for the history, the sense of belonging to something so much older and more permanent than I am as an individual. I joined for the secrecy, the esoteric nature of a society whose inner workings are inherently only open to a few privileged members. I get to be a member of my sorority for the rest of my life. It's an excellent networking tool in searching for internships and job openings. It's fun to discuss little inside jokes with my sisters who attend other schools. And my sorority has provided me with countless leadership opportunities: I'm on the executive board, and before that I held committee positions in helping to organize philanthropy events, social events, formal Recruitment, and communication with our national headquarters. Being in a sorority isn't just about booze and parties and boys and fun, but all that is a plus, I'm not going to lie.
Going Greek was the greatest decision I ever made. For whatever reason, you may have chosen to abstain from Greek life, which is fine with me. But shitting on the Greek community with that kind of passion just reeks of jealousy, really. It's like how all the ugly kids hate the popular kids in high school--but they'd LOVE them as soon as the popular kids wanted to hang out with them. It's fine if you didn't want to go Greek but don't be jealous because I've made lifelong friendships and developed my leadership skills.
#81 - On 03/23/2009 at 11:39pm by redletternite
Snore.
Don't you get it? There's no jealousy here because there's nothing special about being Greek. Any student who isn't a complete pariah can get in somewhere. I got a bid and I turned it down. Why would I be jealous about it now?
I still go to parties with DJs and bands and booze and girls. That's not a Greek-only event. That's college, you dumbass.
And inside jokes and leadership opportunities? Again, that's not special to Greek organizations. My friends and I have inside jokes and clubs I've been a part of have offered me chances to be a leader. You can find that shit anywhere. Oh yeah, neither those clubs nor my friends decided to have a hell week for me in which they treated me like shit so I could be part of the group. But I guess that's part of "brotherhood". Pfft.
Skull and Bones is a secret society. Sororities? Not so much. Certainly, what's between your members' (usually open) legs isn't much of a secret.
By the way, the popular kids at my high school did meth on the bad days and coke on the good ones. I don't miss 'em one bit.
#82 - On 03/24/2009 at 12:22am by pal5017
Thank you #81, that needed to be said! If the FML didn't mention the fact that she's in a sorority, I'm sure all of these comments would say "ohh that sucks!" - end of story. But because she's associated herself with greek life, that automatically makes her a "mindless sheep" with STD's and an inability to make friends for herself. I'm in a sorority. I've also been on the dean's list for three consecutive years now. If someone in my sorority had an STD, lets be honest, I would have heard about it by now (though I do have a few non-greek friends who have them...) The women in my sorority are some the most outgoing people I know; we don't have trouble making friends, thanks. And one more thing:
NOT ALL GREEKS ARE CREATED EQUAL!!!!!
Just because you've had one experience with one sorority at one school doesn't mean you know what we are ALL like. I don't have a cute car that daddy bought me, I don't own any designer jeans, I've never blacked-out from alcohol, nor have I ever done drugs. I'm an art major. I like glass blowing. I shop at thrift stores. Next time, think before you ignorantly stereotype someone based on one aspect of their life.
i wanna ask something, because my english isn't that good.
How can it comes back to the 5th row's window?
If you're not jealous, then why do you have so much vitriol? I don't have that kind of hatred for non-Greeks. It just doesn't make sense. Psycologically, you would only have that kind of violent reaction--where you use derogatory stereotypes and inappropriate language to try to make your lifestyle seem superior to someone else's--if you felt somehow threatened by the other party.
#86 - On 03/24/2009 at 2:41pm by redletternite
pal5017 is just a bitter whiny bitch that needs to shut his fucking mouth. i never joined a fraternity, but my two best friends are brothers of the same one. however, we didn't meet through alcohol or parties, and in fact we became great friends before that even started. when we started becoming even better friends, i made sure they knew i had no interest in pledging, and they were fine with that.
as to the allegation that all greek organizations are the same, that is incredibly wrong. there are many fraternities that care about their values and not about "booze and ass", like you do. granted, some fraternities and sororities are like that, but they are not equal at all. in fact, i would say you sound like one of those stereotypical frat boys, only caring about alcohol and fucking. so why don't you take a good look at yourself before calling them "pompous cocksuckers" and other stuff. if you really think that's what they are, maybe you should talk to some of them on how to get that taste out of your mouth.
#87- hey, I want to be an art major. don't be a jerk :/
and I would probably freak and scream. But I'm also emetophobic. so this is HORRID.
#91 - On 03/25/2009 at 8:11pm by themasshysteria
That's awful, but you didn't need to mention you're in a sorority. Bus and Formal say enough, and it doesn't perpetrate the constant ideals of the cliche Animal House Greeks, and the ignorant comments of those who think the worst of Greek Life.
For those that say she deserved it for joining a Sorority, you deserve your dog getting ran over by a car because your a snooty high schooler. What, is that an irrelevant action congruent to your social life? Every drinks and party, we're not elite. As undergraduates, Greeks raise approximately $7 million per year for charities, give approximately 850,000 volunteer hours per year nationally, and complete over 10 million hours of volunteer service annually. When you can say anything you've ever done in your entire life has worked this hard or been apart of something so vast, then you can judge Greeks.
As cliche as it is,it can't be stated any better, our letters don't make us better than you, our letters made us better people.
#96 - On 03/29/2009 at 9:17pm by rowdyraider67
I'm going to be an army officer by year's end, so get the fuck out of here with all that self-righteous shit about working so hard and being a part of something so vast. Your little clubs don't have shit on mine.
#97 - On 03/29/2009 at 9:41pm by pal5017
# 81 #82 take it easy guys.. its just fml you dont have to write a whole paper on here.. just say a couple lines and go to the next fml...
#98 - On 04/02/2009 at 1:14am by jcue13
ggggggrrrrrrrrrrooooooooooooooooooosssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
btw:#98: agreed. =D
#99 - On 04/11/2009 at 2:07am by cocolynn12
93 gets the award for worst post in a comment argument of all time!!!! (fake applause) congrats!
#103 - On 05/09/2009 at 9:47am by kwbuzz23wk
Go up to her and throw up in her face. Then eat it with her. Bowchicabowwow. lolololol jk :D
#105 - On 05/09/2009 at 10:00am by SpaceMonkeh
Oh and one more thing.... I wonder what would happen if you take all the people here arguing and put them in one room with guns knives billy clubs and a plunger.
Pay Per View.
:D
#106 - On 05/09/2009 at 10:05am by SpaceMonkeh
lol i looove the illustration of when the girl is puking i laughed soo hard! Good work!
#109 - On 05/09/2009 at 11:10am by yeahreally
i think this is sooo horrible! no one deserves this!!
-just in case some of you forgot, this is just a site to share things that happen to us. its not for us to judge each other, to diss each other, to insult others... i think its kind of sad. by simply mentioning she was in a sorority people keep firing off about them, when that's completely beside the point. please put your big girl/boy panties on (pull-ups work too) and try to be open minded. for all you know it was an honors or academic sorority and the barfer was the odd one out. and about the threw/through, we all make mistakes... i hate that i've added to this, but i just felt like it had to be said.
#110 - On 05/09/2009 at 11:20am by becca_faith
aww haha t hat sucks i would have thrown up ahhaha , some needed to put her at the back on the bus , haha so it would have gotten on the cars behind instead of your face :( but i laughed so hard at the illustration haha good one! :)
First of all, I know I did NOT buy my sisters and friends. I don't know where this whole thing of buying your friends came about. Yes, I pay dues, but we ALL do. It is not one set person who is paying and I know that this money is going towards the school, our organization, and the community. I'm a proud member of Greek Life and I don't think that anyone should ever put it down. My best friend is non-Greek, my boyfriend is non-Greek and they think it's one of the best decisions I've ever made. I wish people wouldn't stick to these stereotypes because we are more than that and we do more than that. Okay, that's all.
OH....and getting thrown up on is not cool....Why were you taking a bus to your formal anyways? AND the fact that you thought it was rain at first just cracks me up the most(but this is a gag fml..lol) :)
@106 -- Yes... YES! *pays* I bet you could start a franchise based on that. You could call it "Flame Wars" and announce a horrifically controversial topic each week and take applicants from both sides who wanted take out their anger with their fists. Then they'd get catharsis, and we'd get to watch people beating on each other for reasons that we may/may not find totally ridiculous. COPYRIGHT IT RIGHT NOW AND SELL IT.
OR I WILL!
:P
#116 - On 05/09/2009 at 12:41pm by twitteringjaie
AHAHA Awesome illustration! Doesn't beat the sexual harassment one but just as amusing as Cyanide and Happiness xD
#119 - On 05/09/2009 at 1:02pm by shananigans
people who use peoples FMLS to vent their frustrations are obnoxious. no one deserves getting puked on. arent yall brave for talking shit online (: leave people who make different decisions than you alone. stop being annoying. theres one thing about stating an opinion respectfully, another about being rude. OP, its an FYL for suree.
#121 - On 05/09/2009 at 1:13pm by weightloss
Ok... I for one am greek. 2 Maybe the chick was car sick?? Ever think of that?? No because she is greek ppl automatically think she must be trashed... they were on a bus. 3 for those ass holes who think that being in some other organizations are ten times better than being greek, get your facts straight. Not all greek organizations are easy to get into, it took me a whole semester of learning a book full of information and taking tests every Monday night just to get it, PLUS!!!! I had to keep a 3.0 the whole time and still obtain that 3.0 every semester. Another thing, my cousin, an ARMY OFFICER!!! Is in one of the old frats out there, SAE, well lets just say it dates back to before the Civil war and half of our founding fathers were apart of it. So f off and stop knocking us... I agree that there are some greeks out there that make a bad name for the rest of us... but really?? your going to base us off of them... get real.
the face on the illustration is priceless when she finds out what it is.
#124 - On 05/09/2009 at 3:03pm by bessandbob
ewww, that sucks! Nice comic though XD whoever said you deserved it has a problem o.o
#125 - On 05/09/2009 at 3:19pm by xDarknessInZero
u could have also thrown up back at her or on her and then placed her at the back so she could continue out the window and it would have hit all the cars :)
I agree with becca_faith (#110)...
OP: this totally sucks. Being puked on is probably one of the grossest things ever. fyl :(
#133 - On 05/09/2009 at 6:52pm by kvgf1484
I was reading the comments and felt like I had to add my $0.02. When I first came to college, I was 1000000% against going Greek. I didn't want anything to do with sororities, fraternities, the alcohol, the sluts, the douchebags, etc. Then, as my first semester passed, I realized something. Greek life was completely different at my school. I met so many amazing men and women that were leaders on campus and in their Greek organizations, and I went through recruitment because I wanted to see what being Greek was like. I can honestly say that it was the best decision of my life. Now, don't call me a sheep, or a dumb slut, or an alcoholic, or anything like that. I have a 4.0 in biomedical engineering and I'm getting ready to take the MCAT this summer. I work with one of my professors on developing new and more effective cancer therapies. I met my boyfriend at a mixer last year and we've been together ever since. I'm currently VP: Membership (I plan recruitment) and I have ambitions to run for the president of my sorority next year. I'm a representative in student government and I'm in 3 separate honors societies (Tau Beta Pi, Gamma Sigma Alpha, and Mortar Board). The Greek system at my school has consistently won awards for best Greek Life in the nation for 5 years and running. Just this year, a fraternity chapter at my school won best chapter in the US (out of every chapter of every fraternity in the country). My sisters are some of the most amazing and brilliant women that I have ever met, and I'm honored to know them and to be a part of something so much bigger than myself or my university.
Don't bash Greek life because of what you've heard or seen on TV or in the movies. It's nothing like that.
21, I bet you would queer bait. Something about your avenged sevenfold shirt just screams hardcore bad ass.
(Also, I have a raging clue)
#135 - On 05/09/2009 at 7:55pm by RagingClue
Ewwwww!!!! That's sick, I would have thrown up if someone threw up on me!
#139 - On 05/09/2009 at 9:05pm by dadanceflosillie
This sucks. I feel bad for everyone who wrote a fucking novel on why or why not 'going Greek' is cool. It's called opinions and everyone has one.
#135 Please marry me. I have a raging clue is my all time favorite quote from Southpark. Ingenious.
#141 - On 05/09/2009 at 9:20pm by Big_Blue_Sumthin
what school(s) do y'all with all these great Greek organizations go to? if some of y'all would go to other schools and their Greek life, this whole "Greek is bad, Greek is good" argument would not be going on.
anybody who says that u deserved that r completely ignorant and should think about how they would like getting puked on! everybody who said that should say sorry for being little bitches and bastards
Wow im sorry that sucks!!! Im sorry you have to remember formal that way!
I hope it all got cleaned off and stuff..........and you dont deserve it! all u did was sit on a bus!
#145 - On 05/10/2009 at 12:55am by MrsRobPattinson
You incredibly gifted children realize that you don't have to be drunk to throw-up, right? She could be sick or is lactose-intollerant or is pregnant or has motion sickness or got food poisoning or had a food allergie or is hyper-ventalating or is nervous or has low blood sugar or just ran a mile or .....need I continue?
#149 - On 05/10/2009 at 10:57am by BABYof_theGROUP
why is everyone assuming she was vomiting because she was drunk?
people do just throw up every now and then...geez.
please dont post multi-paragraphed responses to this beast. kay? its best if you write your thoughts in a few sentences PEOPLE WILL GET IT not everyone is a moth-brained skains-mate...
either way thats horrible and funny... great FML!
#152 - On 05/10/2009 at 1:37pm by Kannachimaru
Hey 134 NO ONE CARES!!!!!
Otherwise sorry about what happened.
#153 - On 05/10/2009 at 1:47pm by azangirl
thats why i dont sit next to the windows going to or from our formals ( yes, im greek )
&& how was the rest of the night?? because i think it could only get better
#154 - On 05/10/2009 at 1:53pm by premedbabe
Okay, this just needs to be said
She was taking a bus to her formal because she has to. It's an insurance and a safety thing. Because there will be alcohol present at the event they bus you there and back to make sure that you don't drink and drive.
This really sucks. I have no idea what I would have done.
And yes I'm greek. And it isn't what you see on TV.
Hehe... sounds like #154 only posted that comment to let everyone know that she's in a sorority :P ... very subtle and discreet ;)
First of all, I would like to point out that the girl was not necessarily drunk. Just because she threw up doesn't mean that she was drunk, could have been motion sickness or anything. So stop with harping on sororities and fraternities. Clearly you have never been part of one.
And that really sucks, getting barfed on? Yuck. I had a similar situation in a friend's car. I was in the back seat and his dog was in the front, drooling with its head out the window. Not pleasant.
hahaha that sucks, no one likes being puked on....sorority or not
#159 - On 05/10/2009 at 5:40pm by hawt_leah_foshiz
i agree with 158 but i need to throw in my 2 cents as well because im tired of everyone associating greek life with movie qualities like drinking yourself retarded every night and achieving poor grades. i didn't think i was gonna join a fraternity when i came to college but i did, and have never regretted it. my chapter has the highest GPA of any male population on school, and its been that way for several years now. we're a small school in a smaller town but we raise annually around 5-6 thousand dollars for childrens miracle network. last year with 60 men we logged in 1000 man hours of community service. we also know how to party as well. we do enjoy our drinking but e know how to be responsible about it. the dues we pay every year go into the rent for our house, national fees and insurance so everybody is safe during our parties. None of my brothers lack the social skills necessary to make friends, and in fact that is clearly shown during rush when we are able to show freshmen what it actually means to be in a fraternity. on my campus greeks are the only people that participate in anything. i know there are plenty of fuck up chapters at schools across the country but i know that there are the chapters like mine who are full of outstanding students who know how to balance a social life as well as school..
#160 - On 05/10/2009 at 5:53pm by 8_crazychkn_9
i believe in #106.....
big room, lots of weapons, and sell tickets on pay per view.... this is senseless violence that all people should be able to see....
P.S. the the illustration rocks..... sucks ya got puked on.
#164 - On 05/10/2009 at 7:53pm by The_MickWop
I think she was trying to say f**k my life, but the vomit her her right before she could finnes. Hope your doing better.
RI
Holy f***. What is it with people and writing novels about how wonderful greek life is? I mean, seriously? NO ONE cares. It probably makes you feel better to vent your pent-up emotions, but that should really be saved for your psycoligist. Grow a pair. >=P
#168 - On 05/10/2009 at 9:13pm by BABYof_theGROUP
Wow BABYof_theGROUP, I bet you think you're so badass for putting these college people in their place, right? What are you, like 13? Get off the computer and go make real friends.
#169 - On 05/10/2009 at 11:35pm by dgdreamgirl
#97 or pal5017 you can shut the hell up. I am in a fraternity and we have a guy in the Air Force and 3 in the Army, one being myself. Yes, they can talk about what they do and being a part of something bigger all they want. You are about to commission as an officer you say? How many hours of community service or working at a philanthropy or how much money have you raised for a charity? You being in the commissioning has nothing to do with anything they said. And just to add to it, becoming an officer isnt shit either. all you have to do is 4 years in ROTC while you attend college ( essentially a military fraternity, just FYI) or complete like 18 months at OCS. Grats.
What I have to say is this:
Intolerant, judgmental pricks (whether due to religion, creed, or trying to seem "cool") really do annoy the hell out of me. I like how people can make themselves feel big and bad picking on a group when they realize others are doing it and that it's "safe" to. In fact, these people seem more like the sheep in this situation than the frat boys and sorority girls who've commented. I myself am not part of a sorority but I do know people in them and they are just like all other groups, mostly nice with just a healthy dash of douche bags.
So grow up and learn to judge a person as a person and not by their organization/creed/race/religion/ dog/ whatever. Then you actually might help advance the human race instead of causing yourself to be stuck in this quagmire of bigoted stupidity.
Thank you and good night.
Wow. That sucks.
Oh, before I go, I'd like to say...
I find it hilarious that both sides of the Greek VS. Non-Greek have so many grammatical errors...
And that they are having the argument in the first place. Both sides could use a life if they have to fight on FML. :P
#175 - On 05/11/2009 at 2:13am by Siamebay10
why do y'all care so much if someone is in a sorority or not.
seriously, who cares. this could have happened on any bus.
chill out, she didn't deserve it. nobody deserves to be thrown up on.
and lmao 176 thats disgusting.
#177 - On 05/11/2009 at 8:18am by maggie_gxx
I admire all people who can draw
and that fml just sucks lol. vomit... yeah
#178 - On 05/11/2009 at 2:04pm by rorygilmore07
all these comments about sororities and crap are such a waste of time. every one is getting so worked up over nothing.just say "that sucks for you" or "wow thats gross" and move on.
#183 - On 05/11/2009 at 8:57pm by cheerloveexx3
Four words: two girls, one cup, both of these things are top ten super grossthings i've heard about.
The whole greek non greek thing is funny. The post- that's gross. Oh yeah I'm greek but membership in my organization is a LIFE TIME commitment, serving a community, spending loads of money, drinking and whatever else it is that Caucasian greeks do, is funny to me. My sisters are my sisters for life. Yea I kinda did just add to all the mindless drama but it was fun!
#185 - On 05/11/2009 at 10:03pm by resipsahipsta
This right here is an FML thats true to the FML spirit. Regardless, I'm so sorry that happened.. FYL =\
yes i'm a sorority alum. yes it was awesome. don't hate. i don't hate non-greeks.
to the point, that sucks for you. being puked on is horrible. maybe the barf was nerves? i was nervous. didn't puke, but nervous.
awesome illustration!
Wow. That's pretty sordid and repulsive.
I'd be irate and sickened at the same time.
If it went inside your mouth...
I think I might just throw up myself:/
#194 - On 05/13/2009 at 4:17pm by Funtertaining11
#115, I get the feeling that, if you were on a moving bus, and someone were ahead of you, throwing up forward out the window would be a bad idea.
i agree with #26. some of the best and smartest people i know are in sororities and fraternities. they're great for people who have a hard time socially and some of my relatives still keep in touch with their brothers and sisters from college even 10 and 20 years later.
i also agree with #110. this is a site to share crappy life stories. who cares if it was a sorority girl. if it had been any other kind of girl, half of the crap on this post wouldn't be here. put yourself in someone elses shoes for a minute and think about the things you people are saying
#200 - On 05/13/2009 at 11:24pm by swingbabe09
I think a lot of people have a lot of misconceptions about Greek life...
I won't write a novel about it. If you really want to hear my take, shoot me an email or whatever.
But seriously. Anyone bashing greek life probably has either had a bad experience or hates the type of people portrayed in typical college movies (arrogant drunken douches/slutty ditzy bitches). Not all people in frats/sororities are the same. Get over yourself.
This is the most obnoxious arguing I've ever seen.
She didn't deserve to get vomited on, Greek or not.
Also:
#86: If you're going to attempt to sound highfalutin and intellectual, at least spell check the things you are typing. Psychological has an 'h' in sweetheart.
#97: Don't try pulling the old 'Army Card' to say you're a good or beneficial person. I know plenty of guys who joined the army just for the money. When you join the military, you sign up to become a killer. I appreciate men like you defending my freedom, but don't pretend what you do makes you a saint. A man came to my high school from the Marines a few years back and told my entire class about how he and his team shot a little boy to death because he came running at them with a rock. Tell me that's somehow defending my freedom?
#202 - On 05/14/2009 at 6:06am by WILLXWOMBAT
I feel your pain- I was once thrown up on on a roller coaster.
I thought it was rain, too.
F Our Ls, haha.
#204 - On 05/14/2009 at 3:50pm by princess_alimaj
HaHAHAHAHA,
I was on the other end of something like this, except i hawked a loogie out the window, and it ended right in amanda pipers face, on a school bus, except her head was in the bus
#205 - On 05/14/2009 at 4:59pm by drunkyredneck
Well thats just disgusting. At least it wasn't snow where you would have stuck your tounge out and eat it. Now that would have really sucked.
#207 - On 05/14/2009 at 8:53pm by JiggstheMan
#34, you're my hero. people shouldn't make hasty judgments about shit they know absolutely nothing about.
ew that's so gross. FYL indeed.
So what's up with all the Greek hate? I'm sure most of you have never been in a sorority/fraternity. Don't bash something unless you've experienced it.
I'm hammered as I write this; guess it's because I'm sooo fratty.
I just love geeds (gdi's) who feel the need to bash frats and sororities because they either didn't get a bid or were too close-minded to get to know any Greek kids. Grow up.
P.s. I'm also high/ coke'd up / tripping on acid. Cool!
dgdreamgirl, I definately needed that wonderous advise. I obviously don't have any friends because I spent about 20 seconds typing a comment. The fact that you are also on a computer, yet you are lectureing me and that you commented immediately after me is more than a little creepy. How old are you? 17? Sorry if I don't bow at your better judgement and praise your ability to guess people's age, but you don't seem that enlightened yourself.
#214 - On 05/17/2009 at 5:35pm by BABYof_theGROUP
ughhhh dirrrty . i was sitting next to my friend on the bus on the way to sixth grade camp . she threw up the goldfish we had just eaten into her hand and onto the seat . i had to stand up the whole way there and was forced to sit in the throw up when the bus went over a bump. everytime i think about it i could still smell it, its been 8 years :-O
okay, why would there be someone throwing up out the bus window on the high way going 90 mph?? I would of complained... or bitch actually, thats just nasty.
-Billy
#217 - On 05/20/2009 at 12:33am by Billy_Coen
I would have gotten up, gone to the first row and mustered up enough puke to barf all over her. Tit for tat... You don't throw up out of a window of a moving bus, that is just dumb.
#219 - On 05/21/2009 at 11:12am by Shalalalalala
Wow, #218. Puke off! Who can throw up the most?! Lol.
#220 - On 05/21/2009 at 5:09pm by BABYof_theGROUP
omg, who da hell would throw up outside their window. that girl's an idiot. you didnt deserve that.
and maybe it was a hot day and thats why anonymous didnt close her window.
#224 - On 05/25/2009 at 11:05am by sayurigeisha
hey 45, northface is cool as fuck. especially when you live in a freezing state. it's not just for sorority girls, so fuuck you:]
#225 - On 05/25/2009 at 1:35pm by jj732
#173- becoming an officer isn’t shit, I agree. It’s being an officer that IS big shit. My parents are both naval officers, and they both put it as the most honorable accomplishment of their lives. In 20 years, what are you going to be more proud of: military service or a fucking fraternity? If it’s the latter, I must say, you are vastly confused.
#200- “they're great for people who have a hard time socially”. This is my point exactly. Most of us don’t need to join clubs to make friends. We just do it.
#202- I didn’t draw up the Army card to prove my beneficial nature. Everyone was bragging about their clubs, so I decided to brag about mine. It’s only fair.
#227 - On 06/02/2009 at 11:11am by pal5017
that is so nasty. i would have puked all over the place. ugh, that is so nasty in so many ways. D:
the illistrated FML to this is amazing though.
#228 - On 06/03/2009 at 3:09pm by elsieenchanted
EUGH! NASTY!
Y'see kids? This is why you don't stick your head out of window of moving vehicle!
Nothing good comes out of it.
You either decapitated, bugs splattering on your face, or THAT!
#229 - On 06/03/2009 at 9:46pm by Montyblanc
What happened to people commenting on the FML and NOT arguing over the importance of Greek life? Get a life people.
OP: That blows. You should've kicked that bitch to the back seat.
I would have beat the fuck out of that bitch for doing that shit lol. I don't care if she couldn't control. If your know your sick you shouldn't leaving the damn house.
that sucks ;; my cousin did somthing like that he spit out the bus window and the spit flew on a girls hair 2 windows up. lol
haha in new york state they made it a law that windows on buses can only open like 4 inches cus some dumbass kid in NYC was sticking half his body out the window and whacked his head off a lamp post. Or maybe thats just school buses. IDK. haha, but fyl indeed
#240 - On 06/29/2009 at 11:03pm by CaptainPat
Ewww that's nastii ugh
But ii love your cartoon, iits my favoriite lol
Super cute! :D
#250 - On 08/11/2009 at 11:54pm by BunniiPop1
Dude, I love your style of drawing. It's so cool. It's a mixture of complex stick figures and cartooning. Gonna totally add that to types of drawing skills XD. OP that does really suck though.
#256 - On 12/17/2009 at 11:38pm by chinCHILLaOUT
Uhmm... copy much of the pic ? I saw that little comic in this site that posts mini comics with little characters just like that. Is this even a real FML ?? :l I forgot what the site was called... I know it has the word emo in it i think LOL iunno... i stopped reading it awhile ago! But yeah... That's a comic from a website :P
OH I REMEMBER IT NOW! ITS FROM http://www.cheerupemokid.net
and also... you edited the part that says the speech bubble... i think it was " ... " or sumthin :P
i remember now ! its from cheerupemokid.net !! i used to read it ALOT and i KNEW this looked familiar ! yer so fail ... this is copy XP
It isn't really that hard to close a bus window. You're in college, you should have enough brain cells to figure that out.
#260 - On 01/23/2010 at 10:24am by a1b2c3d4e5f6
