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Today, I was on the bus going to formal for my sorority. I was sitting in the 5th row of the bus when I felt raindrops on my face coming through the open window. I then realized it wasn't raining, but the girl in the 1st row was throwing up out her window and it was coming back in through my window. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (108225) - you deserved it (5864)

On 03/22/2009 at 6:40pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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