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Today, I went to Lidl to buy the cheapest jaffa cakes I could. They cost 35p. When I was eating them later on I put the plastic wrapper onto the side. When I'd finished eating my jaffa cakes I went to pick up the wrapper... The dog had eaten it. Cost me a £150 vet bill. Most expensive jaffas I've ever had. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16816) - you deserved it (5513)

On 09/19/2009 at 7:19pm - animals - by 909 (man) - United Kingdom (Bristol)

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