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Today, due to the heat, I had a deadly asthma attack. Where was my inhaler? My dad pawned it for beer money. What did my dad do about my attack? Told me to quit being a Drama Queen. I had to go across the street and beg for a ride to the ER from my neighbor. FML

I agree, your life sucks (47733) - you deserved it (2083)

On 09/19/2009 at 3:47am - misc - by asthmasucks (man) - United States (California)

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