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Today, due to the heat, I had a deadly asthma attack. Where was my inhaler? My dad pawned it for beer money. What did my dad do about my attack? Told me to quit being a Drama Queen. I had to go across the street and beg for a ride to the ER from my neighbor. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50324) - you deserved it (2273)

On 09/19/2009 at 3:47am - misc - by asthmasucks (man) - United States (California)

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When you get home, pour all his booze down the sink, and repeat for the rest of his life.

#7 - On 09/19/2009 at 10:10am by DrunkenValor

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use the empty beer bottles to ur advantage when u smash it over his head then pawn his organs for a new inhailer

#14 - On 09/19/2009 at 10:24am by zack767

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