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Today, I was trying out for a play I really wanted to be in. After my audition, I was feeling really good. She said she would post the cast list tomorrow. Not knowing where she would post it, I asked her. Her reply? "It doesn't matter. You won't be on it anyway." FML


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On 09/16/2009 at 10:19pm - misc - by Kat (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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Don't worry about it. The director was very rude to say that, but if you are planning on acting you are going to see a lot more of that. Don't let it get to you, just keep auditioning... and don't listen to the people posting negative comments, they just have no life. Break a leg in your future auditions!

#7 - On 09/17/2009 at 3:42am by ALovelyTrouble

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Who is this mysterious 'She' you speak of?

#4 - On 09/17/2009 at 3:30am by anniebananie

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