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Today, my (now former) best friend kicked me out of the band I started because I wasn't 'dedicated enough' after a 3 day 'holiday' to visit my dying uncle. He also during this 3 day 'holiday' convinced my girl friend to leave me and date him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53353) - you deserved it (2978)

On 09/16/2009 at 4:25am - misc - by dj163 (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

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Good choice with making him no longer your best friend.

If she's that easily convinced and that easily betrayed... You're better off.

#1 - On 09/16/2009 at 10:12am by redbluegreen

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You play the bass don't you.

#4 - On 09/16/2009 at 10:22am by rukusrazor

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