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Today, I went to visit my parents. My dad went on a religious tirade, my mum got sick of him and pelted a Brazil nut at his head. Dad then lost his shit, and told mum to 'go to her room and pray'. I now remember why I moved out of home in the first place. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25947) - you deserved it (2172)

On 09/13/2009 at 8:42am - misc - by Sigh (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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