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Today, I went to visit my parents. Dad went on a religious tirade, and Mum got sick of him and pelted a Brazil nut at his head. Dad then lost his shit, and told Mum to go to her room and pray. I now remember why I moved out of home in the first place. FML


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On 09/13/2009 at 8:42am - misc - by Sigh (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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the holier than thou ones are the worst.

#9 - On 09/13/2009 at 2:20pm by netbeui435

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My family was pretty much the same, but with my mom and dad roles switched with yours. FYL, and be lucky you're out of the house...unfortunately I'm not, but should only be a few months before I am

#5 - On 09/13/2009 at 2:10pm by evangldbrg

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