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Today, my co-worker came back from Thailand with big new breasts. She told me to go ahead and touch them because they have a funny texture for the first few months. When our GM entered the room, I had both hands down my co-worker's shirt, agreeing that they were unnaturally firm. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9302) - you deserved it (24897)

On 09/10/2009 at 2:57am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

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