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Today, at the Eurostar customs, an officer asked me if I had packed my luggage myself. I teasingly answered "No, I was helped by a member of Al Qaeda." which earned me a body and luggage search and a missed train. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4558) - you deserved it (47029)

On 12/14/2008 at 12:15am - misc - by Behemoth2 - Sent from mobile version

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Now, what did you learn? ;)

#5 - On 02/14/2009 at 4:53pm by Doydle

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Never, ever joke about matters pertaining to security. 99% of the time, people like you are just joking, but it's their job to make sure they stop that 1%.

#1 - On 02/03/2009 at 6:53pm by rofl

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