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Today, at the Eurostar customs, an officer asked me if I had packed my luggage myself. I teasingly answered "No, I was helped by a member of Al Qaeda." which earned me a body and luggage search and a missed train. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5145) - you deserved it (51078)

On 12/14/2008 at 12:15am - misc - by Behemoth2 - Sent from mobile version

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Now, what did you learn? ;)

#5 - On 02/14/2009 at 4:53pm by Doydle

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Hahahaha, that is hilarious. I agree with everybody else that it is a dumb thing to do, but I myself am fairly sarcastic and probably would've said it before I realized the repercussions that came along with it too.

#6 - On 02/15/2009 at 5:55pm by Julie

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