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Today, my friend and i thought it would be funny if we could both fit into her big sweatpants. When we tried to take a step, she fell on top of me. She started peeing uncontrollably. We had to cut ourselves out of the sweatpants. FML

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Wth is your friend a dog?! lol PEOPLE don't randomly start peeing... unless she's got incontinence problems lol

#2 - On 03/21/2009 at 6:08pm by amirn86

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i once got stuck in a recliner with my best friend and had to pee. She didn't believe me and wouldn't let me up, and I was really stuck. Her not letting me up made me mad and then I started laughing nervously because I didn't know what to do, and ended up peeing all over her and the chair...

#3 - On 03/21/2009 at 6:09pm by sidekickinit

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