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Today, a driver stole the parking space I was about to pull into. I politely asked him to move. He had a go at me, so I kick his car twice, in front of a few witnesses. The car is fine. I ripped two ligaments in my foot and I'll have a cast for a month. FML
Some guy parked in a space you wanted to park in, so you kicked his car? Pick your fights man, is it really that big of a deal to you that you have to find another space?
For me the next logical step would be punching him in the face. I see you went the "Kick the hard metal object" route though. Interesting.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.