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Today, a driver stole the parking space I was about to pull into. I politely asked him to move. He had a go at me, so I kick his car twice, in front of a few witnesses. The car is fine. I ripped two ligaments in my foot and I'll have a cast for a month. FML

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Some guy parked in a space you wanted to park in, so you kicked his car? Pick your fights man, is it really that big of a deal to you that you have to find another space?

#2 - On 04/03/2009 at 4:16pm by wretcheddawn

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For me the next logical step would be punching him in the face. I see you went the "Kick the hard metal object" route though. Interesting.

#1 - On 04/01/2009 at 12:23pm by will90

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