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Today, I help myself to a piece of a cake brought by guests at a birthday party. I don't like it much so I discreetly attempt to give it to the girl next to me. I ask her "Do you want some? It's sort of disgusting." She replies: "Thanks, I made it." FML

#506 (38)

I agree, your life sucks (5751) - you deserved it (15458)

On 12/13/2008 at 1:54am - misc - by Nawel - Sent from mobile version

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