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Today, I tried to impress my girlfriend by punching through a piece of old drywall karate kid-style. As it turns out, the drywall was actually a thin piece of concrete. I now have a busted hand and a girlfriend with a new story to tell all her friends. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4407) - you deserved it (32371)

On 09/05/2009 at 12:22pm - misc - by BadassNinja (man) - United States (Connecticut)

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