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Today, I tried to impress my girlfriend by punching through a piece of old drywall karate kid-style. As it turns out, the drywall was actually a thin piece of concrete. I now have a busted hand and a girlfriend with a new story to tell all her friends. FML


I agree, your life sucks (8026) - you deserved it (48736)

On 09/05/2009 at 12:22pm - misc - by BadassNinja (man) - United States (Connecticut)

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"Today, I tried to impress my girlfriend by punching...." YDI.

#2 - On 09/05/2009 at 5:07pm by Intoxicunt

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Hmm... I wonder whose fault this is?

#1 - On 09/05/2009 at 5:06pm by shostakovich

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