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Today, my girlfriend, her grandma, and I were leaving her house to eat lunch. I stubbed my toe on the door while exiting. It hurt, so I stood there shortly in pain. I heard my girlfriend's grandma call me a "pansy". I later saw blood and took off my shoe. My whole toenail had come off of my big toe. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43780) - you deserved it (3028)

On 09/05/2009 at 12:57am - misc - by HotCurry (man) - United States

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Jeez, and still some people think you deserve it. D:

#2 - On 09/05/2009 at 6:11am by Lolzords

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That's so gross. It really hurts too. But you must have hit your foot pretty hard to make the whole toenail come off! Ugh. It makes me sick just thinking about that image. Gross. ):

#3 - On 09/05/2009 at 6:12am by OhhxGoshhxAri

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