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Today, my girlfriend, her grandma, and I were leaving her house to eat lunch. I stubbed my toe on the door while exiting. It hurt, so I stood there shortly in pain. I heard my girlfriend's grandma call me a "pansy". I later saw blood and took off my shoe. My whole toenail had come off of my big toe. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43676) - you deserved it (3020)

On 09/05/2009 at 12:57am - misc - by HotCurry (man) - United States

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Jeez, and still some people think you deserve it. D:

#2 - On 09/05/2009 at 6:11am by Lolzords

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Offer to cook dinner later. Grind up the toenail and put it in her food. Tell her when she's completely finished. Call her a pansy if she complains or vomits etc.

#6 - On 09/05/2009 at 6:19am by 8trickster8

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