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Today, I was at the mall in a store looking at movie posters. I turned around and suddenly saw a creepy guy smiling at me, holding his arms out wide. I screamed "holy shit!" really loudly, causing everyone to stop and stare at me funny. Then I realized the creepy man was a cardboard cutout. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9512) - you deserved it (30777)

On 09/01/2009 at 6:21pm - misc - by becca1417 (woman) - United States (Missouri)

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Literally LOL'd.

#8 - On 09/01/2009 at 7:50pm by alijacket

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My dear friend from high school got a cardboard cutout of Legolas (from Lord of the Rings) for her 16th birthday. We set him up at the front door, so he was the first thing every one of the incoming guests saw when they opened the door. The reactions were EXCELLENT. ^_^

#14 - On 09/01/2009 at 7:57pm by LadyAlathia

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