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oh my gawd, first
(-1)Damn it how do these FMLs make it through the mods? this isnt even funny...
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YDI for being ugly AND for being unable to spell "consistency."
(0)This sounds familar...
(0)http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/2187535
That's probably what you're thinking of. Close, but not exactly,
(0)SECOND MOTHA FUCKAZ!
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fail.
(-2)Sorry, but i have a pet peeve of people saying "fail". It just sounds a bit immature in my opinion. I have the same pet peeve when people reply with "true", for example.
(+2)no one gives a fuck, "wi_party_boy". what, do you want him to apologize for offending you by saying fail? should we all abstain from saying "true" or "fail" in your presence?
(0)btw, I have a pet peeve for people who say "SECOND MOTHA FUCKA!!" as if this is the greatest accomplishment of their day and they need to swear at us all to make that point known
(-1)You bitching like a little girl is what's immature. Die please.
#33 - On 08/30/2009 at 2:01am by Boob
(0)Well, I think ALL OF YOU are immature bickering whiners..
(0)Fail.
(0)true.
(0)True fail dat, lolz, omg pwned.
Actually, you're grammar is worth laughing at by itself. I'm presuming your friend didn't say "(you) wasn't as pretty..." as I'm guessing that none would want to lay with her, unless they too suffered from mental retardation. Watch where you put the quotation marks, dumb fail.
Secondly, Its freaking consistency. Jeez. I don't even think the dumb shits south of you in the US spell it that stupidly.
Damn, why don't you just go cry yourself to sleep, ugly.
(+2)Would that be "your grammar" ?
And, how about "it's freaking consistency" ?
Attention to detail makes such a difference.
(+1)Wow The doge, fozziegirl owned you hard. You were being all grammar Nazi and fozziegirl was subtle with her corrections to you, which totally makes you look way more stupid than the op. I hope you crawl into a hole and never try to correct someones grammar again
(-1)Thanks chowyuk, but no need to narrate
(0)Most Failing Comment Ever.
(0)FAIL #24
(+1)what a total bitch...do you really consider her your bestfriend?
I sense low self esteem bitching going on with OP and her friend. It seems like her BFF-bitchy female friend- is self absorbed and needs to be kicked in the baby maker for being such a jerk.
OP run!
#59 - On 08/30/2009 at 3:59am by AnalBottleOpener
(+1)"best friend" ? i dont think so.
(+1)damn girl. thats horrible. Ex best friend!
(+1)Oh the memories...
=D sorry that happened to you, at least you don't have to take on that responsibility if she wouldn't have appreciated it/
(0)YDI for Deserving it!
(+2)I thought brides wanted their bride's maids to be ugly, so they could look prettier? haha
(0)To be fair, she could look like Shrek...
j.k. -- That's a total douche move.
(0)that's what i was going to say! lol. just tell her it would make her seem prettier and then mutter bridezilla only slightly coherently
I wanted all mine to to look beautiful and feel great, which is why they were allowed to pick out their own dresses. Bridezilla's are stupid.... you are the BRIDE, in a BIG, WHITE DRESS. No bridesmaid is going to take that away from you, get over yourself.
OP - Your friend is a bitch.
#91 - On 08/30/2009 at 10:20am by 110879
(0)consistency
#13 - On 08/30/2009 at 1:34am by dore
(0)Consistent with spelling consistency (you just got grammar jewed in the hoLOLcaust...too soon?)
(0)i kind of lol'ed.
(0)thank you, i'm sure there was a reason why my comment got buried or whatever. GrammarNazi AWAYYYY!
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(0)me too, #12. huh.
(0)Time to find a new best friend!
Fuck the wedding.
(0)I almost hit YDI since this can't be the first time you ever saw her true colors...I certainly hope you end the friendship.
How does this have to be the first time her best friend showed her "true colors"? You can know people for years and never really know them. Some people are good at faking nice. It's not like if you've known a person a week you automatically know their true colors. Yes, it was her best friend but that doesn't say how long they've been friends. They could've become best friends right after they met and this was only a couple months later. Who tells their friends they're ugly? If you do that you're a bitch.
#52 - On 08/30/2009 at 3:27am by Tarynkd
(0)ydi for misspelling consistency
(0)She's your best friend. Sounds to me like you aint hers. Bitch. Maybe she's jealous you'd look better than her
(0)dump her.
you dont need her anymore
thats harsh coming from a friend.
(0)Your friend is a bitch FYL
(0)Look, if she's your best friend, then you already knew she was like this (shallow, vain, inconsiderate of others feelings, whatever, etc) and yet you still chose to be her best friend so don't go crying now when she does something that you are fully aware is completely in line with her character.
FYL because what she said was mean and no one deserves that but ultimately I'm voting
YDI cause this shouldn't have been surprising or come as a shock.
(0)It's just so reassuring to know that there are so many people out there that are so quick to blame the victim...
(Sarcasm, if there's anyone who couldn't tell)
(0)Your friend is a biitch. Ignore her. FHL
(0)YDI for actually thinking she's your best friend.
And FYL for having a so-called "best friend".
(0)YDI for not being able to spell consistency
(+1)It sounds as if the friendship was one-way only. Find yourself another friend; wait a while and get to know them well before declaring them a "best friend". Make sure the friendship is mutual.
(0)39th comment! wooh!
(0)W00T! W00T!
(0)That bitch ain't to bff! I bet you have a better personality
(0)They could have always photoshopped your face to make you at least look prettier.
(0)ydi cause ur ugly
(0)YDI for saying "bestfriend" instead of "best friend." What are you, 13?
(0)I'm sure you're pretty. She didn't want you to be the prettiest in the photo it is her day anyway. But if it hurts "THAT BAD" next time you throw a party don't invite her and when she asks why you didn't tell her it's because she's too fat.
#47 - On 08/30/2009 at 2:35am by blackcatcutie
(0)that sucks! if you were supposed to be her maid of honor then she must've been close. You should just forget her
(+1)not knowing how to reply is lame.
(+1)I'd be so damn happy I didn't have to buy the 5 years from being hideous dress. Buy them a cheap gift and drink a ton at the wedding. If you aren't invited then go on vacation for yourself. It's not your wedding so don't worry about it. I wouldn't even be in my sisters wedding if she acted that way towards me. "You are getting married hunny not being inducted as the reigning God on earth." It's not an FML it's a thank god the bitch showed her true colors moment!!!
(0)shitstains prob
(0)I think the mis-spelling of consistency gives us an indicator that OP's "best friend" text, emailed or IM'ed her saying that. It gives us a slight idea that OP's friend is a dumbass, just like most bridezilla's.
(0).....and why the f&#k u still refer to that bitch as a "bestfriend"?!
#54 - On 08/30/2009 at 3:34am by gatita_pelusita
(0)operator operator dont call me ill call you later
(0)i am proud of you actually. to the guy who got first. (NOT KNOWING HOW TO REPLY IS LAME! PWN)
(+1)Why the hell is this cock head your best friend??
i say fuck her off!!!
#58 - On 08/30/2009 at 3:42am by mac171192
(+1)How the hell do you fuck someone off?
(+2)brick her car.
(0)Well, get prettier, fatty.
(0)YDI for not being able to spell at all.
#63 - On 08/30/2009 at 4:33am by startafire
(0)dont be hatin :)
(+1)I agree why are you "best friends" with someone that does not respect you for you?
(0)Understandable, I know I've laughed at many wedding pictures and other group photos where everyone is pretty except one who looks like a raped car crash. I wouldn't want that on mine.
Still FYL.
(+1)good now you don't have to organize all her showers and crap. hopefully her marriage will be full of consistency in the form of depression?
(-1)Well you're ugly, not funny, and you can't spell, so kindly GTFO.
#69 - On 08/30/2009 at 5:38am by Rota
(+1) ain't that about a bitch. tell her when you get married that she can't be your Martin of honor because she is too flat chested fat or bitchy to match the other bridesmaids, old or wrinkled would work too, you want the pics to be consistent :)
(+1)*ex-best friend
(0)More drama with women
(0)Are you all stupid or something? Would you want a ugly mong on your wedding pictures for people to laugh at the rest of your life?
Seriously some people don't think, that's the only explanation I can think of. "Boohoo I can't be maid of honor", well so fucking what, unless she's friends with you for your looks WHY do you think this means you can't be friends? This is the biggest moment of her life and you're bitching about being ugly, well too bad.
(0)Someone had a nice big bowl of dumbass today.
And LOL they'll probably divorce in a couple of months anyways. I wouldn't be surprised if the OP's 'best' friend is more concerned with a wedding than her actual marriage at the end of the day.
(-1)Yeah, the one having a bowl of dumbass is the OP or you all. Ugly people are ok, but even if it was my best friend I'd probably not let him/her be the maid of honor if I were a bride getting married. Sometimes you just have to be honest. This doesn't mean they can't be friends...
(0)No, it just means you're a superficial asshole.
(+1)great 'friend' you got there. \:
(0)what a bitch.
(0)Go, go Bridezilla!
You're not missing a thing. Maids of honor get to do all the scut work and listen to all the bridal drama, get bitched at, screamed at, etc. The one she does choose for MOH is going to be going around with a bad case of PTSD here in a few weeks.
(+1)then i would have been like "oh i get it , you wanna be the only ugly bitch in your wedding ! weird it usually don't work like that" ^_^
(0)sorry but u must be ugly
(0) I hope you said something like what dayrin7 suggested, OP!
#87 - On 08/30/2009 at 9:36am by iFruit
(0)you call yourself a best friend wow could you be anymore selfish it's her wedding day. and here you are crying about not being her maid of honor like it's her fault your ugly waaah waaah fml because my best friend wants a beutiful wedding
(+1)Honestly, you owe your best friend a big "THANK YOU". Who wants the expense and stress of being a bridesmaid, let alone the maid of honor? She just saved you hundreds of dollars. She is someone else's problem now.
(0) well that makes sense
(0)Has anyone thought of the fact while the OP may not be ugly, per se, she might be that one friend that everyone has that is a total frump who doesn't take care of herself, but her friends love her despite that? You know the kind of girl I'm talking about - no makeup, possibly bad skin, frizzy, unstyled hair, and cheap, boring clothes... every day, no matter what the occasion. There is nothing more annoying than a girl who has the potential to look halfway decent, but simply doesn't bother, and therefore looks like shit all the time. Maybe the OP's friends used to try to help her out in the looks/grooming department, but finally gave up. Is it too much to ask for everyone in your wedding party to look their absolute best? I, personally, don't think so. Maybe the bride was sure that even if she made the OP promise to clean up for her wedding day, there would still be a chance that she would show up looking like a frump and ruin all the wedding photos by drawing attention to herself. I think that's a fairly plausible explanation. Call me shallow all you want, but I certainly wouldn't want such a thing to happen to me on my wedding day!

(0)Maybe some people just don't care that much about such petty things. But if this was the case and she showed up frumpy for the wedding, then I can understand, here.
(0)You think every girl should be so vain to care that much about their appearance all the time?
Maybe they'd rather just have people like them for who they are despite how they look.
Some people just "aren't that pretty" but if they are your best friend, you shouldn't care how they look.
(0)#102: Oh I see, you must want to play the "putting words in people's mouths" game! Okay, my turn: Based on your response, you must think that every girl should be so lazy as to walk around looking like a banshee all the time.
Having put that aside, no, I don't think that everyone should be done up all the time, but I do believe in looking reasonably well-groomed when out in public. Not making a reasonable effort to look at least HALFWAY decent in one's day-to-day life is just lazy. Most people, myself included, like to be surrounded by aesthetically pleasing things.
(0)You are shallow. Some people can't afford extra hair products, make up, expensive clothes, and stuff like that. And there are some people who just don't have time for it. You can't afford to sit for an hour in front of a mirror if you, say, have a huge family to take care of. And even if she just doesn't care about her appearance and is lazy, her "friend" could of at least been more tactful. Sorry, but even if it is your wedding day and you want everything to be perfect (and realistically speaking, it usually never turns out that way,) it doesn't give you some God-given right to act like a superficial bitch to your friends and family.
(0)And the way I see it, most NORMAL people would value friends and family over aesthetics. I'm pretty sure the real meaning of a wedding isn't about everything looking immaculate. It's about celebrating your commitment to your SO with people that are close to you.
(0)I didn't say that everyone should spend an hour in front of the mirror. I didn't say that everyone needs to have expensive makeup and hair products. There are hair products that cost from $2-5, and for most people, that works better than nothing. There is also a difference between cheap (ie, cheaply made, low quality) and inexpensive clothes. This has absolutely nothing to do with money, and everything to do with putting a (very very small) effort into how you present yourself to the world. That's like saying that it's okay to be fat because "some people can't afford to eat fruits and vegetables, so they have to eat off McDonald's dollar menu."
I agree though, the bride definitely could/should have been more tactful. Even in this case, I don't think it's okay to call your friends ugly. I was just trying to show that in some cases, maybe the bride's actions could be a little justified.
(+1)It's possible that she's lying, and she's jealous that you're prettier than her. A lot of girls wouldn't want their bridesmaids to look hotter than them at their weddings. But who's gonna' say "oh, you're too hott and you'll make me look bad." ;)
(+1)Wow, when I was in college I should have posted term papers on here in 300 character snippets and let the grammar nazis pound the shit out of it since they seem to be poet laureates and all.
(+1)Something tells me she's not your best friend.
#95 - On 08/30/2009 at 11:11am by kawa
(0)your "best friend" is a shitty person. y would u even socialize with someone like this?
(+2)Tell her to make sure she stays out of the photos with the bridesmaids. You know, for consistency.
(0)Err nvm, someone already posted what I was gonna say.
(+1)I would punch her in the face and make sure she has a black eye for the photos.
(0)brides can be bitches
(+3)So tell the bitch that you don't want her as a best friend anymore because all your other friends are actually nice people and you want to have "consistency".
(0)Former best friend rather?
(0)I made an account just to say, 105 is my hero.
(0)Agreed :D
(+1)during your wedding say: "i wanted you to be my bridesmaid, but i also wanted consistency, so i made all my bridesmaids men. its a win-win situation!"
(+1)BITCH!!!! Slap her and spit in her face...
BITCH
(0)Number 111, it wasnt just anyone that called her ugly, it was her own bestfriend, Id say thats fml worthy.
and her bestfriends reason was mean and hurtful
(0)oh wow that's MEAN!
(0)fyl for having a shitty best friend
(0)f**k your "best" friend. honestly.
or fy friend's life for being so stupid, ...
(0)damn what a bitch, maybe she should now be your ex best friend.
A couple of people already made this point, but isn't the bride supposed to want to be the prettiest one up at the alter? If that is true, then why would your appearance matter?
(0)YDI for being canadian
(0)Seriously do some of you have lives? I mean correcting grammar on this stuff very sad...
(0)YDI for not being able to spell CONSISTENCY
(0)YDI if that is the type of person you consider a good friend. Don't even go to the wedding!
(+1)I hope you told the bitch where to shove it.
(0)can you spell "retarded"?
(0)LOL, YDI for being ugly.
(0)I hope you're not friends with that bitch anymore after this. Show up to the wedding drunk or something. Or just go on a nice vacation with some other friends. I mean, if she's that worried about everything looking nice that she's so quick to shove you out of her wedding party because she thinks you're ugly, the ceremony obviously doesn't mean a whole lot to her. Sounds like she just wants the attention.
(0)That's a horrible thing to say! And to do. If I were to get married when I looked back on my photos I'd rather see the people I cared about, not the people who looked good next to me.
Your friend sounds pretty shallow.
And I bet you're prettier than she gives you credit for. I imagine she has some twisted judgement of beauty, anyway. She certainly has a twisted judgement of priorities and of appropriateness.
(0)she's not your best friend.
you need to get new friends that arent so ridiculously shallow and offensive.
#130 - On 08/31/2009 at 10:18pm by mef
(0)What a bitch! Meh, screw her.. she obviously isn't your friend
(0)God help the poor guy that marries that bitch
(0)I bet she'll want you there in 3 months when she is getting a divorce from being to much of a control freak
(0)best friend huh?
(0)fuck that bitch .
(0)awe that sucks soo bad! what a bitch, she's clearly not as good a friend as you'd like to think
(0)she can't even spell consistency. just shows how stupid she is and how you can ignore her
(0)wow shes mean.
get her out of your life
and crash that bitches wedding!
sleep w her groom haha jkjk
(0) hm. some best friend.
(0)I would spit in her face.
(0)Your friend is a shallow bitch.
(0)this isn't funny it's jst sad that ur ugly. maybe u should be prettier ha jk
(0)fuhk that bitch she aint your true friend
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