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Today, I went to confession. I told the priest that I had an intimate relationship with a woman that I'm not married to. He chuckled and said, "You know, lying is a sin too." I wasn't lying. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (59837) - you deserved it (8179)

On 03/19/2009 at 11:34pm - misc - by churchgoer (man) - United States (Illinois)

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Well (by being catholic) you made your own bed
now lie in it



love me some sin

#3 - On 03/20/2009 at 7:27am by LeChuck

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Ouch.

#1 - On 03/20/2009 at 7:23am by greenfinch

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