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Today, I went to confession. I told the priest that I had an intimate relationship with a woman that I'm not married to. He chuckled and said, "You know, lying is a sin too." I wasn't lying. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53321) - you deserved it (6351)

On 03/19/2009 at 11:34pm - misc - by churchgoer (man) - United States (Illinois)

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