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Today, my cat head-butted me awake as usual. I reached to pet him, but it wasn't his face I touched. It was the still-twitching corpse of the disemboweled rat he held in his jaws. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27258) - you deserved it (2566)

On 08/24/2009 at 9:38am - animals - by CatLady (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

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