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Today, when I opened the door to my room at night, I saw this big menacing thing staring right at me. I gasped and my heart started racing. I apprehensively turned on the lights, and I realized that it was the semi-deflated Spongebob balloon that has been in my room for weeks. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5336) - you deserved it (24033)

On 08/23/2009 at 2:19am - misc - by Scared - United States (Washington)

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not fml worthy

#1 - On 08/23/2009 at 11:01am by zoesterhp

See in context

+11

Today I drank a cup of tea. FML

the above will be next, and if it does appear, I'm leaving -.-

#7 - On 08/23/2009 at 12:43pm by manxalicious

See in context

+10

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