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Today, it was my birthday. My parents came into my room at 12:01 to surprise me. Do you know what fifteen year olds do at midnight? FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34962) - you deserved it (15872)

On 08/22/2009 at 12:25pm - misc - by urmommmm (man) - United States (New York)

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